Last weekend was wild. At some point I remember that I woke up in a tub full of water. Imagine if I had drowned guyyy! And what's worse? I was in a suit. I mean a proper 3 piece $4000 suit. And it wasn’t even my wedding. Or any wedding at all. I went out of the bathroom, soaked and dripping to the floor to see my friends wasted across all areas of the hotel room we were lodged in.
What the fuck happened??
I want to know what the fuck just happened too